Friday, August 12, 2011

Crossed the line of Insanity.....


Yes I do own one of each and yes they are both active.....

Sunday, July 10, 2011

Status of Daily Insanity

As the blog was originally started to show the crazy comings and goings of work on the road, maybe I should continue the tradition and turn it into something that I can vent or rant or laugh about the stupid ass people I see every single day. Working with the general public isn't always the glamorous job in the world, but sometimes it can be funny or it can be maddening. I vent on Twitter and now Google Plus, having given up on Facebook a long time ago. The problem with that is I only have 160 characters and I've run out of space, here I could type for hours or make a novel of bull and not run out of space.

What brought me here was the most recent couple I had come in the door. They wanted to add a line and port a number over from AT&T. Ok, great that means money, well the number was on someone else's account, they didn't want them to know they were taking the number and they didn't have access to the account nor were they authorized. They got pissed at me cause I wouldn't help. They didn't understand why I couldn't just make it work. Seriously! These are they same type of people who if someone took a number from them would flip shit cause they didn't have authorization. It cracks me up how people have this double standard or sense of entitlement when it comes to their cell phone. It doesn't matter these people were smelly, I'm glad they left.


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Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Now what???

If the blog goes away this guy will come after me!


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Who am I?

qrcode

Thursday, February 10, 2011

Well I blogged the original AT&T release now I guess I ought to blog the Verizon version. Is anyone actually excited for this? Is anyone going to get one? Does anyone actually give a crap about this blog anymore?

Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Thursday, August 12, 2010

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Monday, July 6, 2009

Friday, June 26, 2009

Does Not Compute.

I love older games with bad physics. Where else can you park a car on top of a heli and still fly the heli?

With Uber-Glow Technology

Sunday, June 21, 2009

Sunday, June 7, 2009

Friday, May 1, 2009

Does anyone have any idea how this ad sells cameras??

I just don't get it, this ad in no way makes me want to buy a camera. Actually this ad makes me think more that they are trying to sell me like a magic potion that makes boobs grow, so does the magic work for everyone?

This is how they do flood warnings down south

At least they could punctuate correctly.

Monday, April 27, 2009

This is mike hart hot!!

Who wouldn't do her!!!

Sunday, April 19, 2009

Britney Spears is now following you on Twitter! The Apocalypse Is Nigh!

Most awesome message ever!!!

------Original Message------
From: Twitter
Subject: Britney Spears is now following you on Twitter!
Sent: Apr 18, 2009 5:56 AM

Hi, Ashley Forbes (ashleyeforbes).

Britney Spears (britneyspears) is now following your updates on Twitter.

Check out Britney Spears's profile here:
http://twitter.com/britneyspears


Best,
Twitter


Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T

Saturday, April 4, 2009

Pop art meets evil dad

I don't get it

Saturday, March 28, 2009

Get your booty ON!

Well its about time,

Next is running water!

Thursday, March 19, 2009

Po-po at C-3.

Eventually I'll get a pic of them at all our stores.

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Apple Finally Adds MMS!!

How much of this crap should have been in the original release?






App and developer functionality (more here)
  • Peer-to-peer connectivity over Bluetooth for gaming and other info-swapping.
  • Paid apps will have the potential to be subscription fee-based, and can include optional paid content that can be bought from right inside the app.
  • Developers can now build apps that call out to Google Maps, and can also finally bring Apple-blessed turn-by-turn to the phone.
  • Devs can also connect with hardware accessories over in their apps now, such as a blood pressure monitor -- or perhaps a keyboard? Connectivity works through the dock connector or over Bluetooth.
  • Long-promised push functionality will at last be included, but apps won't run in the background.
  • Developers can add streaming video and audio to their apps, along with in-game voice use.
General functionality
  • Cut, copy and paste. At last! You can shake the phone to undo and redo the action, and it works with both text and photos, allowing Mail to send multiple photos at a time. (more here)
  • MMS, along with forward and delete for multiple messages. (more here)
  • A2DP stereo Bluetooth.
  • Unlocked Bluetooth functionality on 2G iPod touch. (more here)
  • Spotlight has been added to a new home screen page to the left of existing pages, allowing for universal search on the phone. (more here)
  • Tethering is built into 3.0, and Apple will work with carriers on that -- who will have the last say on its implementation, most likely.
  • App Store will be available in 77 countries.
  • Parental controls for TV shows, movies and App Store apps.
  • Auto-login for WiFi hotspots.
Apple apps
  • A new app called Voice Memos which lets you record notes and reminders.
  • A revised Stocks app, with news stories and a landscape view.
  • Landscape view available for Mail, Text and Notes.
  • CalDAV support has been added to Calendar, along with subscriptions support in the .ics format.
  • Apple's major apps have all been expanded with search functionality.
  • Note syncing to Mac and PC.
  • YouTube account support.
  • Form auto-fill.
  • Phishing protection.
  • Shake the shuffle iPod playback.


Monday, March 16, 2009

pizza

Oddly it really is real good pizza. Not just a slogan

Friday, March 13, 2009

The Day Starts off ASS

Look at that friggin traffic

Thursday, March 12, 2009

Monday, March 9, 2009

The BS key

Pretty much required on all keyboards when working at BBY

Free

is it worth dressing up like a lady for free cocktails and strawberries?

Thursday, March 5, 2009

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Multimedia message

signs

A lot of good when the fire is in this stairwell.

Monday, March 2, 2009

Wow! Best Buy scores again!!

Chalk another one up for the awesomeness that is Best Buy's activation systems!
The System is Down!!

Roll Over Man, You're Dead!

Another phone dies! You'd think I'd learn at this point! WTF!!!

Sunday, March 1, 2009

Wow! He's got his own show!!

What the hell does he work at Best Buy for??

Saturday, February 28, 2009

Thursday, February 26, 2009

In seattle you need a cumpus to park

Bastard

When I die I hope there is a plaque that calls me an asshole